SPOILERS!! sort of, xD

FIRST THINGS FIRST!!! GO READ THE NEW FMA CHAPTER!! It will make even ULQUIORRA happy! BWAHAHHAHAHAAHAAA

Ichigo is running to Earth!! how fun
Too bad he sucks at making the way there
Unohana: umm... you kind of suck at this, want me to do it?
Ichigo: No no, it's fine. You see, I'm magically good at everything now so-
Unohana: *CREEPY EVIL FACE IS CREEPY AND EVIL* I SAID... WANT ME TO GO IN FRONT? K THNX 8D
Ichigo: "8D YEP, SURE, GO ON AHEAD! *cries* mommy! Dx
NEW SHINY ROAD IS SUPER SHINY! 8D
Ichigo: DAYUM this is so much better than mine, It's because you're a Captain right?
Unohana: LOLWUT? you're is at the same level of a Captain. You look healed... so why is it you suck at making a path? I guess you're not girl enough to handle it.
Ichigo: NAWT TRUU!! if i was at my FULL strength I'd do WAAYY better!
Unohana: PSSSHH That's BULLSHIT! xD
Ichigo: >( NOT FUNNY! look! the amount of cloths I have on indicates the power level I have! When i go into bankai, it changes my cloths like they're a part of it!
Unohana: ...and?
Ichigo: And when Orihime healed me earlier, it only healed my cloths a little bit! Usually when she heals me it fixes my cloths too, but it didn't this time, so i was like, Wah-Teh-Hell?? She said she could heal wounds and shit, but it takes a while to recover the Reiatsu.
ok... Ichigo? WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU'RE CLOTHS!?
Ichigo: so since i was in a hurry to play Superman, she didn't have time to give me my cape.
Unohana: *thinks* WTF!? THERE'S NOT EVEN HALF OF THAT THING LEFT! his power level... it must be OVER 9000!!!!

*somewhere in DBZ fandom* Vegeta: GOD DAMNIT NIX!!

ICHIGO'S CHIBI FACE IS CHIBI! it almost makes him look descent... ALMOST!!!!
Unohana: I just guessed he was at full strength because he was as strong as a Captain! blah blah blah Ichigo IS superman! blah blah blah
He just needs to get a cape, and get it over with -___-"
Unohana: Ok, I've changed my mind, you go in front. I'm super badass myself, and can heal people while traveling
Ichigo: TRAVELING?! you mean like RUNNING!?
...*FACE-PALM*
Unohana: yupp, When you heal people the right way, you go for the Reiatsu first. This should be a snap so lets go! Hurry up betch, we don't have all day
blah blah blah more shit about him being superman blah blah blah

MEANWHILE IN HUECO MUNDO, YAMMI IS GETTING HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM! 8D

Kenpachi: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8DDD
KENPACHI IS THE BEST CAPTAIN IN THE GOTEI 13!! xD
Yammi's... arm?: *falls dedz*
Yammi smashed in to some pillars, BOOM! *earthquake*
Kenpachi: You finally down bitch?
Yammi:...
Kenpachi: Betch I asked if you were done! >(
Yammi: ...BLEH *is dedz*
Kenpachi: ok, BYAKUYA!! HE BE DONE!! YOU KILL HIM!
Byakuya: umm, whut?? Don't think so.
Kenpachi: WTF!? I don't wanna kill him off, he's weak! you do it! >(
Byakuya; NO >(
HOLY SHET I WANT THIS FIGHT TO HAPPEN NAO!!!! 8DDD
Yammi: I'M BACK! SURPRISE BITCH!!!
DAMN IT YAMMI, YOU STUPID COCK-BLOCK!! Dx
Kenpachi & Byakuya: NOT AMUSED >(
Yammi used cero!
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Kenpchi: YAAAAYY!! TIME TO KICK ASS!! xD
Byakuya: you simpleton... you thought you could kill him -__- I'm made of awesome-sauce.
Kenpachi: FFFFFFFF--- NUH UH! I AM! >( YOU SUCK!
Byakuya: O RLY...
YAY PINK FLOWERY BANKAI OF DOOM!! xD
Byakuya: PROVE IT!
DAMN IT YAMMI YOU'VE COCK-BLOCKED AGAIN!! Dx
Byakuya and Kenpachi: YOU'RE IN THE WAY! >(
BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM MMMMM!!!!!!!!!

HOPEFULLY HE'LL STAY DOWN FOR GOOD THIS TIME!! stupid fatass >____> xP
KENPACHI AND BYAKUYA NEED TO FIGHT NAO!! i wanna know who would winn xD
I'm getting really sick and bored of Ichigo being compared to god and superman, HE'S NOT THAT GREAT! RLY! xP